Wednesday, September 25, 2013

TAT: 'Dumb' Does Not Describe Hog Fans


This column originally appeared in the September 25, 2013 issue of The Arkansas Traveler.

Last week, Clay Travis of OutkickTheCoverage.com published an article calling Arkansas fans the fourth-dumbest fan base in America.
Understandably, many fans were offended and angered by this. They vented their displeasure on radio talk shows and social media. Most of them only strengthened Travis’ argument.
My plea to Razorback fans is to ignore people like this. When people trash your team, don’t fire back. Take the high road and just keep cheering for Arkansas. Besides, if you think about it, he didn’t have that great of evidence to back up his claim.
In Travis’ article, one of the reasons he said Arkansas fans are so dumb is because they “really believe they should be contending for national championships in football every year.”
This isn’t a sign of stupidity. It’s a sign of passion. All true fans believe their team should compete for national championships.
There is a difference between “should” and “will.” Most Razorback fans understand that unless your head coach is Nick Saban, it is impossible to win a title every year. They do believe, however, that the program should take steps toward a title every year.
He also said that Arkansas fans “legitimately thought Pete Carroll was going to leave the Seattle Seahawks to come coach the Razorbacks.”
First of all, I don’t remember too many people that really thought that would happen. Sure, there were rumors of Carroll and Jon Gruden being interested in the job, but that’s all they were: rumors.
Second, believing Arkansas would hire a high profile coach that no one thought would leave his current position isn’t “dumb.” They ended up hiring a coach that went to three straight Rose Bowls. Who saw that coming?
Travis mentioned a 1994 Sports Illustrated with Bill Clinton and the headline “Whoooo, Pig, Sooey” on the cover, as well. He said that Razorback fans shouldn’t be upset with the spelling because they’ve “never distinguished between your and you’re.”
Being upset with the spelling has nothing to do with intelligence level. Many people all over the country don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”
Any fan base would have the right to be mad if a major publication spelled a tradition wrong like that. It wouldn’t take much research to find out that it’s spelled “Woo Pig Sooie.”
Finally, Razorback fans shouldn’t get too upset with the “Stereotypical Arkansas fan” section. It is mostly the same stereotypes of Arkansans that have been around for decades.
Plus, there are crazy and “dumb” fans for all teams. However, these are usually outliers. They aren’t the norm.
He hasn’t released his number one dumbest fan base yet, but I have a feeling it will be Alabama. Most likely, Harvey Updyke poisoning Auburn’s Toomer’s Corner trees will be featured prominently in the article.
While I think Updyke is dumb, I don’t think this is an accurate representation of all Crimson Tide fans. In fact, a fund called Tide for Toomer’s was started by Alabama fans in an effort to save the trees.
If Arkansas fans are guilty of anything, they are guilty of the same thing most southern football fans are guilty of: being excessively passionate. Travis mistakes this passion as stupidity, so who’s the dumb one?

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